Here is the "chef"
who woke at 5am to get the pig started.
Lunch was served at 2pm.
I don't eat meat.
And I felt sorry for this piggie.
Especially when I heard he was fed candy before he died.
And, it clearly did not work.
The roasted pig was place on a standard picnic table.
to make the pork into pulled pork sandwiches
not Heinz brand
We *heart* Heinz!
Mrs., where is your cutie little dog?
Under the picnic table having a bacon grease shower!
(see comment above about me NOT liking meat)
I told him he couldn't ride home with me.
He didn't care.
And, I heard him snorting greedily
as he tried to lick the grease
off EVERY blade of grass
under that picnic table.
I tossed him in for a swim,
which just made him WET and GREASY.
And mad at me.
It took 2 baths to get him clean.
First with shampoo.
Next with Dawn.
My dog has no manners.